Instagram Funny Bios for Cute Guys

Hi guys, bring more fun and more followers without using hashtags just post these funny bios for instagram on your profile today and enjoy the magic of these hilarious quotes.

Funny Instagram Bios for boys!

1. No woman in her right mind would text and walk in high heels on cobblestones. It may be a Death trap for her.
2. Irony= I can barely get reception at work but terrorists from Afghanistan can upload videos from a cave.
3. Why do people keep you on the phone talking in circles to themselves? I don't need to sit and hear your thoughts go back and forth, back and forth. I just need my junk to work please.
4. Fortunately or unfortunately, Facebook has become the Political Network of India. It has lost its "social" status in this region.
5. That awkward moment when I’m on a bus, and I’m scrolling down my instagram home page, and a video of someone pulling cone starts playing and I try to make it stop but my phone freezes and all you hear is bubbling coming from my phone.. Now I’m getting all these weird looks.
6. So this girl on Instagram is wearing a Pierce the Veil shirt and she quotes, "Life sucks and then you die" which is Upon a Burning Body. She got the wrong group of Mexicans. Ugh, scene kids are stupid.
7. When this guy you don’t even know likes all your pics on instagram and comments that you’re beautiful that I should text him sometime? He is weird and I am not texting him!
8. As a man, if almost all your Instagram profile pics are of you taking a pic of your body in the mirror there's a 99.9% chance you’re probably a tool.
9. Why does Instagram cannot keep adding beautiful girls that I'm following without my acknowledgment? Anyone else notice this?
10. If you use the words: turn up, swerve, or ratchet on a daily basis I can't take you seriously......
11. If you're truly depressed than you're not writing about it on Facebook.
12. If you ever get an Instagram request from me as a person you should probably double check your speedy senses for malfunction.
13. Instagram is more headaches than it's worth for me. Some people can't handle it so I suppose what you don't see don't hurt.
14. I think all this "to be rude" stuff on instagram is stupid. It just gives people a chance to point out everyone's flaws. None is perfect, get over it.
15. Somebody please explain to me the hashtags! Why is it necessary to post them on a picture naming what's in the picture when people can obviously see what's in the picture! It makes no sense to me.
16. You girls... why do you make your instagram private and then send it to all other social media sites? Like you're not hiding anything or making it "private," so why waste time with a private instagram?
17. I love reporting all stupid people on instagram who follow you randomly with only one picture that links to their website! THAT is a spam violation and you will be deleted.... Hehe!
18. Okay if you cut yourself you don't have to post it all over the Internet to get attention.
19. Things can be simple but people argue over stupid stuff like who got the most followers on Instagram. I'm just trying to get things clean. Y'all out there start following me because that's just mean.
20. These ‪‎team vine videos are pretty funny. This must be how Instagram felt...
21. It's a shame I don't like my own statuses…
22. It is very rare that I find stupidity funny. People that laugh at dumb things because they think them to be valid, result of a lack of knowledge.
23. I am getting tired of people putting their arguments where everyone can see it. Message them about. Gosh, not everyone wants to know who you are mad at, or who you arguing with.
24. Girls, if you knew how a guy’s mind works, you'd think twice about uploading any pictures of yourself on the internet.
25. If you print just one label per day on your laser printer, you can save more than 8 hrs each year switching to a label printer.
26. I really don't care for your pictures with new boyfriend, it's so disrespectful just because they went world wide doesn't mean they don't deserve the same amount of respect like any other person I still like my ex girlfriends and I show everybody the same amount of respect I'm sorry that your new scandal didn't make the news on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter.
27. I am tired of being the nice person, when you couldn't care less to be nice to me. I'm about to not be so nice anymore.
28. It gets pretty pathetic. I see people fighting on Facebook. Bringing their problems in the public? Message them about it. Not everyone needs to know your arguments.