Funny But True Facebook Bios for Status

Are you looking for funny but true Facebook bios to post on your status that everyone will like? Now it’s time to get even more Facebook likes and hilarious comments by updating your Timeline bio.

Funny Facebook bios for statuses!

It's always the enemy in the beginning of a movie that ends up saving somebody or doing some good for them at the end!

Never talk stupid things about a stupid you don't know because you never know what he is going through.

A girl as a rule knows within the first couple minutes she meets you if she would date you or not, so don't talk yourself out the draws!

Even a fool friend is also a school teacher on itself. He will teach you and train you something.

Sometimes you have broken the rules in order to be truly happy. Perfection doesn't exist so I'm living for what's best for me.

If you love someone you have to tell them how you truly feel, good or bad! I feel like you don't know when the last time you might see them.

Sometimes in life you have to bring the hurdle to avoid a beautiful girl.

Really be mindful about your words before you speak. They can mean different things to different people.

You could have all the love in the world for someone but it means absolutely nothing if you don't express it.

Now a day’s life is all about how you connect on the Facebook with other people, and even objects.

When you commit to something 100% it usually doesn't hurt as much as if you bailed out attempting to.

When you're getting ready for work and you're running on schedule than you have to poop.

Why is a girlfriend better than a cell phone? You don't have to wait two years to upgrade a girlfriend.

If you have a cell phone you can sue the government for spying on you. It's not about free money. It's about free speech. It's about freedom.

I had a dream I was battling giant registers. And their only weakness was to shut them down.

My girlfriend woke up mad because I was cheating on her in her dream. Then I woke up mad because I don't have a girlfriend.

My newest invention is a mirror that has a camera built in with voice recognition for hands free photo shoots.

Sleep is my favorite part of the day. But it's another night hugging my pillow.

As far as stalking and harassing, only in tiny Facebook world, in the real world, I have witnesses so any legal issues won't be a problem.

One of the worst feelings is when you feel guilty or responsible for something that you absolutely should not, and you know you shouldn't, but you still continue to do so, especially out of some incredibly misguided sense of loyalty.

All I'm saying is that if felines try to take over the world and you don't call it the apocalypse, you have just missed a huge opportunity.

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