Short Funny Bios

For a wild fun with your friends you may need to tweet these funny Twitter quotes on your BIOS. The following bios are the ever best valid statements that are taken from real infamous people. Funny twitter bios Really funny tweets on twitter! Well you know you've watched fear factor for way too many years, when watching them eat cow eyes actually makes you think of food and get hungry. When your ex tells you that you will never find someone like them again.. UM MM that's the point! What is the problem with crushes? Someone always gets crushed. That awkward moment when you're wiping your face with a clean towel after a good shower yet even though the towel is clean you're wondering if someone else used the part you're using on your face to wipe their unmentionables. I change my profile photo on the Facebook like I change my mood. Only when it s absolutely necessary... I need a "k...

Are you looking for funny but true Facebook bios to post on your status that everyone will like? Now it’s time to get even more Facebook likes and hilarious comments by updating your Timeline bio. Funny Facebook bios for statuses! It's always the enemy in the beginning of a movie that ends up saving somebody or doing some good for them at the end! Never talk stupid things about a stupid you don't know because you never know what he is going through. A girl as a rule knows within the first couple minutes she meets you if she would date you or not, so don't talk yourself out the draws! Even a fool friend is also a school teacher on itself. He will teach you and train you something. Sometimes you have broken the rules in order to be truly happy. Perfection doesn't exist so I'm living for what's best for me. If you love someone you have to tell them how you truly feel, good or bad! I feel like you don't know when the last time you mi...